Sunday, October 5, 2014

An Ode to Incontinence

Seriously, I JUST laid down (via)


A passing thought
The suggestion of an urge
I'll just finish this chapter
Next commercial
 
I just went but an hour ago
Only had a sip of water
Better let the dogs out first
Then I'll go
 
The running water of the aquarium filter
The rain trickling through the downspout
 
Stand up
 
Where did that come from
Zero to full pressure in one simple motion
Can't sit back down
Move carefully
 
You have ruined humor for me
Laughter restrained
Cold and flu season is twice as cruel
Sneezing and coughing
 
No more sleeping through the night
I'm not even that old yet
 
Fuck you, bladder

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